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"No hands, please." Everything you need to know when dating a German woman. * Remember - these are all true to a degree but each individual case may be different. Colombian woman coming next! What country do you want to see after? ( I take each request and write it down. Top picks get priority!) LAUGH/SHARE/SUBSCRIBE! I focus on dating around the world in weekly videos. Subscribe to stay updated weekly and keep me posted on what you'd like to see next! Twitter: https://twitter.com/MarinaDating FB updates: http://www.facebook/datingwithoutboders http://www.datingbeyondborders.com http://www.instagram.com/datingbeyond... Business/personal emails: datingbeyondborders@gmail.com Crew: Lucifex Productions http://www.lucifex.com Actors: Hanna M. - Hanna René Escobar Jr. - Sebastian http://www.imdb.com/name/nm7817746/ MUA Audrey Barett Filmed in: Hemmingways Bar, Toronto, Canada Music by: Meanwhile in Bavaria Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Dvorak Polka Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ #DBB Break down your barriers!
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C C (5 hours ago)
Skinny guys trying to give smoldering looks piss me off
Ron Dale (1 day ago)
Cringe who walks up to a random woman and tells them they're beautiful?
Stanley Marshall (1 day ago)
Yes I would like to know. So God please send me a Deutschland girl.
Vladimir Putin (2 days ago)
So basically German women are Thatcher or Merkel
Luke Edward (2 days ago)
Is that gurl german? Really beautiful. Is it possible a brazilian man to meet a german girl? I hope :)
thybeach edshark (3 days ago)
I want the German family from Read Dead Redemption 2
slickleg64 (4 days ago)
You know you are dating a german woman when she says sorry for no reason all the time.
TheMV1992 (4 days ago)
"Talking about politics, technology or current affairs can be a huge turn on for them." That's the last statement I ever expected to read about women :p
G. H (4 days ago)
Not only do the vatican and swiss both have square flags but the swiss guard protect the vatican. The bank of international settlements is the central bank of central banks. Located in switzerland which was founded by the knights templar. along with cern, fifa, templars priory of sion, etc also being there. the list just keeps going. The bible said the beast would have 7 heads and 10 horns. The swiss government has 7 heads and 10 districts. Kim Jung un and ghadaffi both went to school in Switzerland and speak swiss german. Not many know this. Their banks have been caught parasiting billions through fraud and working with criminals to have money offshores. Thats just one time. Imagine the trillions they have taken from the american people working hard everyday. Thats why Americans are all circumcised. We are the pharoahs slaves. In Egypt it was slaves who got circumcised.. Obelisks, hieroglyphs, pharoah murals, masonry symbols, etc all over switzerland. Every single President ever is linked to swiss royalty and this includes trump, obama, and hillary. Every government ever has swiss people running it. Every army ever has swiss generals. There is literally terms and quotes from swiss people how they bring Switzerland with them and dont integrate. Huge chunk of swiss are spread all over the world this is known as "swiss diaspora creating 5th Switzerland" aka 5th column sleepr agents all over. They take the police, military, and political roles then grab us by the balls. If you look at the swiss belt where all the swiss went in the united states tons of cities named zurich, berne, etc all identical to Switzerland. They are the top of the pyramid. Who would suspect "clean neutral Switzerland" "Neutral" Switzerland established in 1291, home of the Knights Templar Egyptian pharaonic bloodline and their stolen cache of Jerusalem gold, bankrolled artist and forceful charismatic German orator and propagandist Adolph Hitler, to undertake the biggest heist of financial, physical and human capital ever seen, 1939-1945. The Bank for International Settlements was established in the early 1920s with a stated purpose of facilitating German WW1 reparations. Nothing was further from the truth. The Swiss Pharaohs using the BIS started to raid European countries for their wealth. In the late 1930s an enormous storehouse of oil was found in Saudi Arabia. The House of Windsor (UK monarchy, formerly 'Mountbatten', formerly 'Battenberg' Germans) quickly embraced Saudi Arabia as its vassal and the Swiss pharaohs of "neutral" Switzerland set up a shipping fleet (purportedly "aid" ships) that transported Saudi Arabian oil to Germany. A war would soon begin. The finance and the energy source had been found to protract a war between Pharaohs, by and on behalf of Pharaohs, for a half decade. The Swiss Pharaohs of the European and British elite families would begin their extermination of the common people, their slaves. Thus began World War II.
You know you are dating a German woman when she showers she sings Erika
Paul Ciobanu (5 days ago)
Shit music on the background detected..
Mallorca G (5 days ago)
After seeing the video, I feel I'm a German woman ( except the last part ). 😛 Opinion on religion, politics, current affairs are important.
Jeremy Thompson (5 days ago)
This comment section had me cracking up laughing, just don´t want to hear this things about Ukrainian or Russian women
Jeremy Thompson (5 days ago)
sadness... , I definitely don´t know it so most likely she doesn´t
Zakaria Sadrati (6 days ago)
I like German girls..
a German woman shake FUCKERS.. Expect gus step in.your bedroom and yelling all night orgasmic Zieg Heil.!
the issue is the north and south germany is a huge difference ;)
Someone Else (8 days ago)
Facts about German girls: They are ugly. They look like men. They have deep manly voices, big noses, flat asses, small breasts and big ugly bulky feet. They hate short guys. They are only attracted to tall white guys with blond hair and blue eyes. They are always in a bad mood. They are rude, arrogant, anti-social and boring. They have higher testosterone levels than male body builders. They are narrow-minded, prejudiced, judgmental, bigoted and xenophobic.
Sebastian Nebe (8 days ago)
You have to Start with: "why did you kill all the jews and why do you want to occupy the whole World?"
Sarah Baumgärtner (8 days ago)
Thats bullshit
ang el (10 days ago)
ideologies LIKE "toxic" masculinity.. the product = German woman...
Ryan Hellyer (11 days ago)
Haha, this is so true. The last bit took a little getting used to, but it certainly makes things simpler.
Georg Steiner (12 days ago)
Ok, what a great piece of "fucking made easy" is this? The MOST important thing to know when getting into contact with a German, Austrian or Swiss woman is their FAMILY LAW. Before entering that nightmare, check this: www.maennerscheidung.info/leistung4.html We are ready - for men only.
amatuercounciler Dane (13 days ago)
Hitler would have loved to shoot this jew boy.
Michael Sanders (15 days ago)
OK. German women sound fine to me.
anonymusum (16 days ago)
BS ....
*You know your dating a German woman when her Grand-father help kill millions of Jews, and cut the balls off many Black mix race kids* *.......... and started 2 Worlds Wars.*
Shahrooz Sadeghi (18 days ago)
You know you are dating a german woman, when she can keep running much longer than you!
Vilabii (18 days ago)
Could you make one about Austrian women?
Mr. Sparkledog (19 days ago)
You know you're dating a German woman if she looks like Eva Braun....
Bipin Poudel (19 days ago)
1:44... Nepal 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵 what??? Lol
Iahel Cathartes Aura (19 days ago)
This guy is an invasive, scary fuckhead. Who but an insane woman would even tolerate how he first approached her?! Word to guys: Do not just tell a woman you don't know that she's "beautiful" etc. There are a million reasons why this doesn't work - unless you're just trying to get laid & she's a loser ho.
Avv Washington (19 days ago)
I KNEW HA 11X GERMAN L.......
zot (20 days ago)
They talk to much during sex and smell like sour kraut and pig.
Ajay Siddharthan (20 days ago)
is it just me or the girl really looks like dianne kruger
Ruslan Kazimov (20 days ago)
You know you are dating a German when she asks is there any (ex-)jewish neighbours your hide in your basement.
Thegoyim Kromeier (21 days ago)
Disgusting why he is not German?
Pope Innocent III (21 days ago)
I love how this whole (((channel))) fetishizes race mixing and how everyone is unique and individual based on where they come from, but they're encouraging people to completely breed out these traits at the same time. 🤔🤔🤔
Brennos (21 days ago)
Fuck off, don't touch european women. You are not welcome.
Annie Be (22 days ago)
3:00 sounds like Sandra Bullock speaking German, Bavarian with an accent? not native German? grown up in an English speaking country?
madi smn (22 days ago)
i guess im a german woman?....oh wait I’m actually a german gal #bratwürstchenundsauerkraut
OnDay 7 (22 days ago)
sad to know whats going on in Germany. hopefully they deal with Brexit soon. the UN ruined Europe and Merkel is to be remembered as the destroyer of a once great nation...thank you Germany for the Mercedes-Benz, Audi, and BMW... cant say too much about VW, considering ive never owned one...thats all I know about Germany for lol considering I love me Merican muscle, and I dont particularly like beer. good luck finding a better leader in the future. God speed my friends. btw...immigrants aren't inherently bad...but 1.6 million in less than 5 years...thats a lot of baggage to carry in a country as big as Montana in the US. considering Montana is our 4 largest state, Montana only has 1.06 million people...germany has almost 83 million. not even California has that population WTF.
Super Fredeto (23 days ago)
Looks like german woman are unfunny and cannot cook etc. Wrong describing of a german woman
reyza hadi (23 days ago)
thanks guys, definitely i'll go to octoberfest this year
Diamond Apple (23 days ago)
woah, those comments and the cliches in the vid, it sounds like people try to make us super intelegent aliens that still want to invate other countrys and kill a lot a people for religion and culture.
Fabi (20 days ago)
INTERNET baby!
Eesnimi Perenimi (24 days ago)
Ugliest and most annoying women in the world are germans! Disgusting liberal feminist herd !
путин 3024 (24 days ago)
You Know You are Dating a GERMAN Woman When you Aladeen.
Kent and Inge Williams (25 days ago)
Wow - they did a good job with this - and would say they got it right for sure, having had several German girlfriends - and also getting married to one, now for 13 years, these guys know what they are talking about here. Each person is their own person, but there are certain cultural things that just are a matter of fact. These ladies make wonderful wives and mothers, but do a little homework guys before getting too close to them, if you know something about the culture, it can be very rewarding.
iTrobRob (25 days ago)
As a german man, who is half italian in his early 20s i can say that german woman are not soo awesome how many write here in the comments, ich much more prefer spanish, latin or italian.
Cyrille (26 days ago)
I love German Women.
Feetus Deleetus!! (26 days ago)
You know your dating a German women When She heils Hitler at night
Roberto a (26 days ago)
I dated a German woman back in the 90s, and she was definitely open and affectionate; some beautiful memories..
Lindsay May (27 days ago)
Sebastian and Hannah so funny
Victor Galagan (28 days ago)
shes a BITCH
Amya_ eww (28 days ago)
Aren’t these.. normal human things
Kautilya (28 days ago)
If you don't know her, don't get too close and personal. That applies to the entire fucking humanity.
Orange 94 (29 days ago)
Die deutschen Frauen saufen euch untern Tisch also sauft nicht mit denen
fives 1878 (30 days ago)
fck yeah
Jama Thaughn (1 month ago)
Life is short. Tell those close to you that you love them everyday - but yell it to them in German because life is also terrifying.
Quagsire Clearazerg (1 month ago)
Twe, the two beer thing was a humor i beleive.
Łukasz Gawryluk (1 month ago)
19:39 XDDD
Ashutosh Mishra (1 month ago)
You know you are dating a german woman when she gets really enthusiastic about high-fives.
Jack preston (1 month ago)
Keep talking about blitzkrieg and never mention anything about stalingrad... that's how you win her heart
Ahmad Salawy (21 days ago)
Don't ever mention Nazism or Hitler! Just don't!!
CapAnson12345 (1 month ago)
0:30 That's where I would mumble sorry, get embarrassed and eject.
brittney brandt (1 month ago)
This is for any woman
weirdshibainu (1 month ago)
You know you're dating a German woman and when you meet her grandfather, he's still pissed off about Stalingrad.
weirdshibainu (1 month ago)
You know when you're dating a German woman when she makes you to take a "blood oath of fire and ice" when dating.
a thesunisout (1 month ago)
You know when you are dating a German woman and she tells you to sit while you pee. Then you tell her no and bye.
goddamn life (1 month ago)
When a German girl dates non-white, she'd be like Scheiß this untermensch will spoil my blood line! :)
True xD (I'm German so I know it)
bolzep (1 month ago)
Sorry but that woman looks polish, talks with a polish accent (definitely not german), behaves like she's polish
Annie Be (22 days ago)
I agree, that's not a German accent
caalcb7 (1 month ago)
Just don't talk about Auschwitz with her..
Skye Eye (1 month ago)
im dating a German woman and the last one is not true, not even close
Pazelloxu (1 month ago)
Germans are cool! Oh my gosh! SO LOGICAL
Pazelloxu (1 month ago)
I hate vague and late people.
Pazelloxu (1 month ago)
no hans please
eule 131 (1 month ago)
The Video is so true! Im from Germany. In Germany the girls like too see as equally. They are very organized and don't like chaotic people. They are not that spontaneous and funny but they can plan the best🤗💗
Sarah Chiyo (1 month ago)
Please do austrian woman. And no, I don't mean the country with the kangaroos😜
Fernando Oliveira (1 month ago)
Es ist ein schönes Video, denn alle Frauen werden Schwestern!
Dreha Gergerg (1 month ago)
The guy in this video and the Israeli girl should date so they can rub their huge hooked noses together.
Rükiş Ak (1 month ago)
Omg this first one is absolutely me hahaha "If we don’t know each other, don’t talk to me! Thx"
Der RoteKoyote (1 month ago)
Just be respectfull to a woman and dont act like a horny dog that works worldwide ;)
V0r4xiz (1 month ago)
You know you're making a video about Germany when.. A) Serbs, Croats, Bosnians, Turks, Hungarians and Poles spew vitriol on our immigration policies which makes them look like the xenophobic, backwards cunts they are, and try to wish into existence a collapse of the German economy or culture, despite clear evidence to the contrary and a history of evidence of the benefits of immigration. B) Americans comment with the only knowledge they retained from their 12 days of history class they took in "school" and think this is 1939, and think that "invade Poland" or Holocaust jokes didn't stop being edgy and funny 50 years ago and who couldn't find Germany on map of Germany. C) Frustrated East German, unemployed welfare moochers give thumbs ups to and parrot what A) said because that's clearly the only reason they have it bad. The systemic destruction (without a single immigrant) by the isolationist policies of their formerly separated country of course played no part in its lack of infrastructure and economy, so it must be that one Syrian family that fled to Leipzig because logic.
Paladine777 (19 days ago)
You know it's a German guy answering when...he's got no sense of humour. =D
Gök (1 month ago)
The facts are really true, wow, good video, i follow you... and this indian guy looks good this bastard :D notgay
Gök (1 month ago)
im a turk from germany, you cannot say all germans women are like this and this, humans are individuals, buuuut, in general they are racist , of course not all, but many... the way they dress is mostly shit, also the men, no taste. the girls are behaving very dominant and feminist style...often, but the girls mostly are beautiful, they have the best juicy round asses...
Mira Krm (1 month ago)
Wow I think I would like to date a German woman
Clickbait Central (1 month ago)
They support hitler
javier lopez (1 month ago)
I think German women’s are perfect for me
Eva Julia (1 month ago)
I am German and I would never talk with my boyfriend about politics
sharkface (1 month ago)
German Women are downright honest but they love you alot no doubt and they are beautifully beautiful! a spark in their eyes and smile.
Tzoni Hellas (1 month ago)
Why a pakistani in the video?
Julian Beatty (1 month ago)
Straight to the point, independent and no bullshit.
Hiro Keiji (1 month ago)
I think I lowkey fucked up xD
Arman Deruni (1 month ago)
Eat sweet and F cok the German girls.💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️
Itachi Uchiha (1 month ago)
...When she wants a world war.
mentefria lópez (1 month ago)
0:40 in the map there is the soviet union....
Wayne Tang (1 month ago)
You Know You are Dating a Singaporean Woman When...
Rodion Telyatnik (1 month ago)
No way! Hitler shot himself a day after his marriage 😜
MitosDoNebulous (1 month ago)
You can't invade her personal space, but she can invade your country... Looks fun

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